{"id":1008,"date":"2026-08-27T14:12:56","date_gmt":"2026-08-27T14:12:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/imruls.blog\/?p=1008"},"modified":"2026-08-27T14:14:14","modified_gmt":"2026-08-27T14:14:14","slug":"1008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/imruls.blog\/?p=1008","title":{"rendered":"Dry With Dark Undertones"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Friend<\/strong>: ..just when I think I\u2019ve got you figured out, you surprise me again<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Me<\/strong>: Friendship with me is like a fine wine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Friend<\/strong>: Better with age?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Me<\/strong>: No. Best kept locked in the basement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friend: ..just when I think I\u2019ve got you figured out, you surprise me again Me: Friendship with me is like a fine wine. Friend: Better with age? Me: No. Best kept locked in the basement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts"],"blocksy_meta":{"styles_descriptor":{"styles":{"desktop":"","tablet":"","mobile":""},"google_fonts":[],"version":7}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/imruls.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/imruls.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/imruls.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imruls.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imruls.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/imruls.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1010,"href":"https:\/\/imruls.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions\/1010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/imruls.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imruls.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/imruls.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}